holy crap I actually wrote today
I gotta sleep now. Goodnight!
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in itIt could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket
when you got nothing you got nothing to lose
I got a job after reblogging this !
Just got a job
wow i just robbed a service station this really does work
they got mad
he…. has every right to tho. the song “wake me up when september ends” was about billie joe coping with the loss of his father. so when a bunch of shit-heads decide to be cute and constantly tweet him to “wake up” one the first of october its kinda like a slap in the face, like they’re completely disrespecting the emotions put behind the song. but i do know that there are only two types of people who do this. those who don’t know, and those who don’t care.
Look it that little smile.
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
me: pluto is a planet?
me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!
me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween: